I was thinking about an old friend today. Somehow she found me on goodreads.com, the other day, and since then we've exchanged a few messages.. You know, the usual, hey what's up? how you been? yada, yada. Anyway, today I found myself thinking about her while I was on ebay, shopping for a new camera.
Looking at cameras reminded me of how much Kayla used to be into photography. Some of the pictures she used to send me.. I remember one of her wearing a football jersey and a pair of boxing gloves.. and not much else... Damn, that had to be ten years ago, she sent those pics and the memory of them still gives me a chub to this day... Although, somehow I doubt looking at the actual pictures would have the same effect.. I mean a half-nekkid-beautiful-girl, otherwise known as an HNBG, is good to look at anytime.. I mean, seriously, the more the better.. Only problem is that things are different now, than they were ten years ago..
See back in the day.. nudity was scarce.. it was hidden.. it was taboo and edgy.. I can picture myself opening that email and feeling like I was a certified P.I.M.P., only problem while my mind pictured me pimpin' like Goldie, I was actually looking more like DeeJay from Hustle and Flow.. Anyway, now-a-days I get eye-raped at least six times before I finish my coffee. Somehow, it seems difficult for me to imagine a beautiful Puerto Rican mami wearing a football jersey and boxing gloves would have much effect when I have access to every celebrity vagina in the world, no further than my iPhone.
If I were to receive that email today you can bet that I wouldn't even see the beauty of it.. I'd spend more time trying to figure out what the f#%k football had to do with boxing gloves than looking what was really important..
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