"Laugh at my pain.." ..Interesting concept. I mean, what if you could, literally, "..laugh at pain?" Now, I don't mean in the hysterical, "..Oh no, my husband's figuring out my on-going love affair with the Pastor.." ..kind of way. No.. THAT shhh would be "Bat-Sh*t Crazy.." and definitely worthy of professional help!
I just don't know, Captain.. I keep asking myself that very question.. SMH
Anyway, getting back on topic.. I don't mean to suggest laughter as a remedy for a situation that requires REAL reflection.. But how about something relatively small?? How about, "..I have a little FAT kid inside me, and whenever HE gets upset I have to FEED him until he's happy.." Now THAT.. That is something to laugh at!!
WOW.. That is offensive!! It's so offensive, I'm going to continue rolling on the floor for several more minutes, in disgust..
But seriously.. If you don't think that's funny, you're probably a Commonist* ..Anyway, next time your inner "Fat Kid" gets out of line.. Just picture His voice coming from the kid in the "REOPARD" hot pants!!!
* Totally "made-up" word
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ReplyDeleteI MEANT to say... HEY CAPTAIN, if you know how to make people stop doing stupid sh*t, MAKE IT SO! (Now I must go prove I'm not a robot, which I AM).
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