I asked a co-worker for career advice the other day.. However, because of my afore-mentioned "Selective ADD" by the time he started speaking, I had already found a new topic of interest.. probably Kim Kardashian's poor album sales.. or some other nonsense... He was, however, able to regain my attention when he immediately and without warning switched to a topic that I am most certainly interested in... FOOD!!!
"How do you eat an elephant..?" ..He queried... Before I could excitedly shout.. "Braised, smothered in white-cream sauce.. with sautéed asparagus..." ..Not only did he answer the question, HIMSELF.. He also, immediately and without warning, switched subjects BACK to the monotonous techno-babble.
Really?? I mean.. the nerve of some people.. How you gone get a "leopard-choking-happy-little-fat-kid" all excited about the prospect of eating "Braised Elephant a la Giada" and then fail to pony-up?? I mean what's up with that???
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